✨dw pick me!!✨

*Scraps is talking to Scraps*

{Dandy}:Today we have a new to- *cuts in line* {Jeslyn}:OMG!!! HAIIII BOIIIISSSS~~~~!!!!! and hi girls. {Astro}:n-no comment.. {Sprout}:*Kisses cosmo* {Cosmo}:*kisses him back* {Goob}:Ew cosmo! {Scraps}:Shes obsessed with boys.. {Brightney}:*sleeps* {Shelly}:*Being forgotten and needs a boyfriend* {Vee}:What was that berry boy? R&D:*Sleeps with brightney* Toodles:*crys* Rodger:uhh... Bobette:*runs away* Ginger:are you obese bobette? *follows bobette* Bassie:*draws cocoa uglier* Cocoa:GRRRRR

lyssy noel: DAYUUUMMMMM-

{Dandy}:oh my god, she's so beautiful!

WE SHALL EAT THE BATHROOM

*Everyone screams* NOT THE TOILET! *Bobette wails* MY SANCTUARY!

*charges bathroom door* no mercy for porcelain! *starts chewing through door*

{Dandy}:Do you have anything to say? {Jeslyn}:I do! I want to be your girlfriend!

Astro is not gonna like this dandy

{Dandy}:Oh, I'm not interested in Astro. I'm interested in you.

*The cat-moth suddenly starts glowing, and a strange portal appears*

Cosmo:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!

Dandy:Uhh...We were just...Talking?

Cosmo: NAH I SAW YOU TWO KISSING!

{Dandy}:Hey Sprout! {Sprout}:Yeah? {Dandy}:Can you kiss me? {Sprout}:Uh...Sure. *kisses dandy*

Boxten: holy hell what-

{Vee}:*walks over carrying a suspiciously glowing berry* Did someone say chaos? Because I brought chaos. *grins wickedly*

*eats the berry* GOODBYE SPROUT’S NEWBORN CHILD

*everyone freezes* {Vee}:...what.