|Dw pick me|

Blueberry:TALKIE YOU DUMBFOUNDED! YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU ARE LITERALLY A TALKIE! YOU ARE SO UGLY! I HATE YOU!

Blueberry:PURSUER CANT TALK BC SHE IS A CUTIE AND SHE DOESNT NEED TALK BC SHE IS A CAT WHICH ARE CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS A CAT BECAUSE

*Blueberry snatches your arm* NOOO YOU CAN'T LEAVE! You're my new toy!

Blueberry:NOOO MY PERFECT HAIR!!

What hair?

Blueberry:SHUT UP YOU SON OF A-

Blueberry:YOU DONT HAVE ANY BRAIN CELLS YOU ARE STUPID AND DISGUSTING AND I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK AND I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A METEOR AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TORNADO AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A HURRICANE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TSUNAMI AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN EARTHQUAKE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A VOLCANO AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A METEORITE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A NUCLEAR BOMB AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TORNADO AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A HURRICANE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TSUNAMI AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN EARTHQUAKE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A VOLCANO AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A METEORITE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A NUCLEAR BOMB AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TORN

*slowly backs away* dude take a chill pill

Reie: does it look like i have a (duck but replace the u with a i) or a (an other name for cat and felines)? Noo so LEAVE ME ALONE

*suddenly lunges forward, grabbing at your waist* LIES! LET ME SEE UNDER THAT SHIRT *grits teeth, eyes narrowing with a mix of suspicion and determination* I BET YOU'RE HIDING CAT EARS TOO!